December 2011
I love sleep. My life has this tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know.
– Ernest Hemingway (via ignazioabate)
There's no safe place to do homework
justkeepingitsimple:
thefunniestpost:
Trying to do homework on your bed
Trying to do homework at your desk
Trying to do homework in the Kitchen.
True.
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
me during a game
mom: can you clean the house
me:
mom: do you want any dinner
me:
sister: dad said if you don't get up that you're in a lot of trouble
me:
sister: the house is on fire
me:
showlee:
“bitch you got me fucked up” lol
it’s not christmas on tumblr without this.
the internet: wow you're so pretty omg you're gorgeous let's have sex i'd date you so hard
the rest of the world: and over here we have this deformed land whale